"...What?" Keith gasped, taken aback. "’Gay’? Why would they think we’re ‘gay’?"

Link snorted his opinion, "Wishful thinking."

"Because you’re just too *pretty*, poor boy," Lance imparted sagely, "and domestic and nice...too charitable...too good with kids. Why *wouldn’t* they think it?"

Keith frowned, unsure what to refute. Too nice?

"And Link, he never had a chance, either," Lance nodded.

"Do tell," Link prompted dryly.

"Where to even begin? The grace, the fluid beauty...the fashions? There’s too much to get into."

"And you? How would you be thought homosexual, hmm Lancelot?"

Lance flashed his most brilliant smile, "Through association, of course."